Red Lobsters. Episode 01: The Marxist and the Misinformed

Note: This response and follow-up posts intended to be purely light-hearted and humorous. It is not meant to be taken as a serious critique of a Canadian professor or a defense of Marxism. Similarities of names are purely coincidental, too.

Jorben Shapeterson and Leo Kofler walk into a bar. They order their drinks and start talking. Leo Kofler starts talking about his ideas on Marxism, individual freedom, and freedom in society. Jorben Shapeterson nods along, trying to follow along.

Leo Kofler: "Marxism is not just about the collective, it's about individual freedom within the collective."

Jorben Shapeterson: "But individual freedom is the cornerstone of Western civilization! We can't let collectivism take over!"

Leo Kofler: "But what is true individual freedom? Is it the freedom to accumulate wealth at the expense of others? Or is it the freedom to live in a society where everyone has access to the basic necessities of life?"

Jorben Shapeterson: "But Marxism always leads to tyranny! Look at the Soviet Union!"

Leo Kofler: "But that was not real Marxism! Marx never advocated for authoritarianism. He believed in the self-emancipation of the working class."

Jorben Shapeterson: "But Marxism is based on a flawed view of human nature! We need hierarchies and order!"

Leo Kofler: "But hierarchy can also be oppressive. We need a society where everyone has the opportunity to succeed, not just those at the top."

Jorben Shapeterson scratches his head, trying to keep up with Leo Kofler's arguments. He takes a sip of his drink.

Jorben Shapeterson: "You know, I think I understand what you're saying. It's about finding a balance between individual freedom and collective responsibility."

Leo Kofler: "Exactly! It's about creating a society where everyone has the freedom to pursue their own goals, while also working towards the common good."

Jorben Shapeterson: "Well, I may not agree with Marxism, but I can appreciate your ideas on individual freedom and responsibility."

Leo Kofler: "Thank you. And I can appreciate your ideas on personal responsibility and the importance of individualism in Western civilization."

The two men clink their glasses together, recognizing the value in each other's ideas, despite their differing views on Marxism.

But little did Jorben Shapeterson know, Leo Kofler had actually slipped a copy of Das Kapital into his bag when he wasn't looking. The next day, Jorben Shapeterson  would wake up a changed man, with a newfound appreciation for the Marxist critique of capitalism.