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Sunday, March 26, 2023

The Ultimate Oneness Guide: Zen Buddhism, Hinduism, Daoism, and Magic Truffles Edition!

 I will attempt to provide a humorous take on the nature of non-duality from the perspectives of Zen Buddhism, Hinduism, Daoism, and the effects of magic truffles.


First, let's start with Zen Buddhism. Non-duality is the idea that there is no separation between self and other, subject and object, or form and emptiness. To understand non-duality, one must let go of dualistic thinking and embrace the present moment. Zen Buddhists often use koans, or paradoxical riddles, to help break down the ego and reveal the nature of non-duality. So, imagine this koan: "If a bodybuilder bulks up in the forest and there's no boxer around to punch him, does he still look tough?" The answer, of course, is that in the world of non-duality, there is no bodybuilder or boxer, only the present moment.


Moving on to Hinduism, non-duality is known as Advaita Vedanta, and it is the idea that the self (Atman) is identical to the ultimate reality (Brahman). The goal is to realize this identity through meditation and self-inquiry. So, imagine a Hindu guru sitting cross-legged, surrounded by disciples. One disciple asks, "Guruji, can a bodybuilder win a fight against a boxer?" The guru replies, "In the world of non-duality, there is no bodybuilder or boxer, only the eternal Self." The disciple scratches his head and says, "But Guruji, what if the bodybuilder takes magic truffles?" The guru responds, "Then he'll realize that the true nature of reality is beyond the dualities of strength and weakness, victory and defeat, and he'll probably just want to hug the boxer instead of fight him."


Next, let's take a look at Daoism. Non-duality is known as Wuji, and it is the state of emptiness and stillness that precedes the dualistic world of Yin and Yang. To achieve Wuji, one must let go of desire and allow things to be as they are. So, imagine a Daoist master sitting in a garden, surrounded by blooming flowers and chirping birds. A curious student asks, "Master, can a bodybuilder defeat a boxer in a fight?" The master responds, "In the state of Wuji, there is no bodybuilder or boxer, only the Tao that flows through all things." The student then asks, "But Master, what if the bodybuilder eats magic truffles?" The master smiles and says, "Then he'll realize that the true nature of the Tao is beyond the distinctions of strength and weakness, and he'll probably just want to sit and enjoy the beauty of the garden with the boxer."


Finally, let's bring in the effects of magic truffles. When consumed, these psychedelic fungi can alter one's perception of reality, leading to a dissolution of the self and a feeling of interconnectedness with all things. So, imagine a bodybuilder and a boxer standing in a ring, staring each other down. Suddenly, the bodybuilder eats a handful of magic truffles and begins to laugh uncontrollably. The boxer is confused and asks, "What's so funny?" The bodybuilder responds, "There is no me, no you, no ring, only the infinite void of non-duality!" The boxer rolls his eyes and says, "Great, another hippie who thinks he's Bruce Lee."

Alcohol and Cigarettes: The Fun and Friendly Killers, while Magic Truffles and Weed: The Happy Criminals

Well, it's a funny thing, isn't it? Alcohol and cigarettes are legal, and they are known to cause all sorts of health problems and even death, but magic truffles and weed are often illegal, despite being much less harmful.


Maybe the people in charge just haven't tried magic truffles themselves and don't know what they're missing! Or maybe they're afraid that magic truffles will make people too happy and peaceful, and they won't be able to control them anymore.


But on a serious note, it's likely that the legality of these substances is based on cultural and historical factors, as well as politics and lobbying. Alcohol and cigarettes have been ingrained in many cultures for centuries, and they have powerful industries and lobbies backing them up.


On the other hand, magic truffles and weed have often been associated with counterculture and rebellion, which can be threatening to those in power.


Of course, this is all just speculation. But it's definitely worth thinking about why some substances are legal while others are not, and whether or not that really makes sense in terms of their potential harm and benefits. In the meantime, let's just hope that someday we can all enjoy some magic truffles without fear of legal repercussions.

「不滅と退屈」(Fumetsu to Taikutsu) - "Immortality and Boredom"

 大山(おおやま): おっす!みんなさん、元気かい? 百合子(ゆりこ): こんにちは、皆さん!今日は不老不死について話そうよ。 大山(おおやま): ほんとだよね!不老不死って言われても、永遠に生き続けるってことだよな。 百合子(ゆりこ): そうだね。でもさ、不老不死になったら飽き...