Ah, the age-old question of what is best in life. Let's ask some great minds for their opinion:

"What is best in life?" A question that has puzzled philosophers, athletes, and actors alike. 

Plato might have said it's contemplating the Forms, but we all know that's a bunch of mumbo jumbo. Schwarzenegger might say it's pumping iron and crushing your enemies. Joe Rogan might say it's smoking DMT and talking to aliens. Karl Marx might say it's overthrowing the bourgeoisie and seizing the means of production. Sean Connery might say it's sipping a fine Scotch while charming the ladies. Bruce Lee might say it's mastering the art of Jeet Kune Do and kicking butt. And Mike Tyson might say it's biting off your opponent's ear.